Double ended underwear boat

Ususally plural, since it requires a hard on and a turtle head at the same time. Also known as a Double ender.

He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.

by madmike135 December 19, 2011

Underwater

A hell hole of incels controlled by a monky

Monky:” ooga ooga ooga”

Average underwater member: “yes plz give sex monky man”

by Das JUDEN September 4, 2019

underwear soup

the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.

after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.

by antos ontopolots May 15, 2008

racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.

My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Underwear Developer

A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.

Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.

by neurofluid February 4, 2010

underwees

One's undergarments.

Such as: Tanktop, Bra, Tighty whities, Boxers, and the infamous Panties.

Woah! Did you see her underwees? They are so sexy!

by Some kid who is weirtd October 30, 2017

Black underwear

Means the person wearing them is definitely DTF

Man: Oh I see you're in black underwear.

Woman: Yes I wanted some penis

by Mickeytwochops July 31, 2023