Twitter

A useful insult to direct at any person who cannot perform a simple task without declaring as much aloud.

Idiot: "I'm gonna go grab some food."
John: "Whatever."
Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?"
John: "No one cares, you're distracting."
Idiot: "I think I'll just--"
John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?"

Twitter by Zaneshift July 3, 2010

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Twitter

The area of the female body, located between the Vagina and anus.

She has a rather large amount of hair on her twitter

Twitter by kphspeedster November 6, 2011

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twitter

despite what many people think Twitter is actually really fun. you normally go through 3 stages:

Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"

twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.

twitter used to be for lameasses who couldnt get a facebook. now its a great site where you can laugh your head off and get great celeb info.

kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter

twitter by MissEducatedAuthor February 3, 2012

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Twitter

A social media platform for vain, bored adults suffering from arrested development who want to impress celebrities with their wit, or insult cthose they hate or they think have 'transgressed' in some manner. This is made more likely by a character limit which makes jokes and insults the easiest way to grab attention and followers, some of whom may be fake accounts.
Generally benign users may be caught up in a twitter storm, when vocal political activists lash out and project their social ineptitude on anyone they disagree with. Twitter has been used by many in creating online echo chambers, doxxing, dog-piling and bullying people out of employment. It also acts like a late-capitalist version of the Stasi.
Generally useful if you want to shout into the digital aether.

Johnny Fuckwit; Did you see what some ghastly apper said about a vacant bimbo on Twitter?
Quentin Pinkeye; No, i was having dinner with friends.

Twitter by Klaatu's Nikto December 5, 2017