Female perineum; that area of the anatomy between the twat and the shitter
Stop Tony, your not even in... your only just touching my twitter, from The Diaries of Cherie Blair
by garthy July 8, 2006
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a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit
im going on twitter
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the physical representation of hell
the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist
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a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time
"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"
by mknkn July 1, 2014
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Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".
"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.
by photodna March 2, 2009
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a bird app where I go to laugh at memes, troll peebrains, and give second hand embarrassment whenever Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder get owned by Hasanabi.
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A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.

Brian: Hey, are you twittering?
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
by Josh9001 April 7, 2009
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