tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017

Viral Tweet

A "tweet" is a slang term to describe what people do on twitter when they post a message of text to their profile. If lucky enough their tweet could go viral, just like this tweet.

Damn, did you see Jeff's Viral tweet? he posted a screenshot of an urban dictionary definition he made up and is now viral.

by Jeffifunnyy April 5, 2019

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

Tweet rage

Like road rage. Extremely hostile and aggressive behaviour displayed whilst tweeting rather than driving. Similar lack of comeback from objects of rage due to encasement in protective bubble . NEVER succumb to these two types of rage at the same time.

'The Donald flew into a tweet rage immediately he woke up this morning and is still at it .........'.

by John from Dorset June 16, 2017

Tweet Street

The new address of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

``I was talking a walk down Tweet Street when I bumped into President Trump.''

by tirtle January 25, 2017

Twat Tweet

A random nude picture, commonly sent through social media, that displays all or some genitalia.

"You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"

Or

Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"

Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."

by Xeroe July 17, 2014

smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "

by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021