tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

by SmartrGirl411 December 28, 2014

tweetard

A Twitter whore.
Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

That tweetard posted 50 updates in one day.

by FreeMemory January 21, 2009

tweeter

1)CUNT, TWAT, FUCK-HOLE, Bearded clam, bloody hatchet wound, vagina.
2)A more Politically correct way of saying the aforementioned vulgarities.

MIKE:"There is a star named after my girlfriends snatch."

BRIAN:"WHAT"

MIKE: "It is named KAT's TWEETER"

by Kennith Ian BUSS September 7, 2003

teets

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.

"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."

by Gisborne January 20, 2011

tweet

A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)

by ScottAllen March 16, 2008

tweeds

k2, fake pot, herbal incense, spice, or any other synthetic marijuana.

hey man lets head up to the smoke shop and get some tweeds.

by dj rustynail October 22, 2011

Tweeterpated

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010