South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

turkey's done

When a woman has hard nipples, it usually takes place in cold office buildings. It refers to the thermometer that pops up when your turkey is done cooking

"Hey girl, your turkey's done."

by Little Miss Muffintop July 31, 2006

Jive ass Turkey

A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant

Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.

by Lit Up January 27, 2007

turkey drop

When a college freshman breaks up with their long time steady on the first holiday vacation back home, usually at Thanksgiving.

The dean of the university explained in parent orientation about the upcoming events in the school year.
"...and sure as the sun shines will come the the big turkey drop, it is at this time kids in record numbers break off their long term relationships on their first visit home..."

by SuperSasha March 6, 2009

Cold Turkey

Without preparation. First used in correlation with withdrawl from an addictive substance in the 1920s with regards to heroin addiction. The idea being that "cold turkey" is a food that requires little to no preparation to eat - hence doing something "cold turkey" means the action will be done without preparation & immediately. Also connected to the notion that the symptoms of withdrawl from many substances include cold sweats (moisture), and sallow skin - much like that of a cold, dead, turkey.

He gave up his vice the old fashioned way....by going cold turkey.

by narydict December 2, 2005

Cold Turkey

A way to quit smoking. Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process. Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.

Dude, my bro quit smoking Cold Turkey style, that took a damn long time.

by kiss.de.mort March 16, 2005

Turkey Slummin'

After gorging on a Thanksgiving feast, distastefully exposing your entire family, including your grandma, to the perverse joys of urbandictionary.com

Sibling 1: Hey wasn't it hilarious last night when mom guessed the definition of arabian goggles on her first attempt?

Sibling 2: Ya, that was awesome. We were totally Turkey Slummin' it.

by my mom's child December 24, 2007