Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.

John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.

by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011

Turf Surfer

some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!

Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.

by Jxck M. July 30, 2020

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

titty turf

When a women or man has breasts covered in hair.

Tittyfucking tWhen titties would give some serious titty turf rugburn!

by Vani11aD1ngD0ng May 28, 2016

Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis

Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉

by PictouBay August 31, 2018

Turf

Turf is a shortend name for Turf Security Team, Its dogshit

Look at that turf what a idiot

by Frontier fake bitches March 22, 2021

turf

Kelsey, who is a hot slut.

Oi Michael, get away from my turf before I blast you!

by sammmyyyy June 13, 2008