Tulsa

Tulsa drugs and guns on every street and the news always runs a story about homicide. The strip clubs have more strings hanging out then a marionette.

We gonna go to tulsa? Nope don't feel like dying.

by Nofuqsgivn August 16, 2018

TULUF

Tall ugly lanky uncoordinated fuck

The 6'5" pale kid, who trips over his own feet, and has no meat on his bones

by Brian Vetere December 2, 2003

Tulsa Gift Bag

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.

Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.

by Drpun May 19, 2009

Tulumptious

A scandelous and sensual situation!

A tulumptious situation is normally associated with Vegas and drinking too much!

by Marmooth May 26, 2010

tule fart

a repulsive smelling fart in which the smell will not go away. (referring to tule fog which sits on the ground and doesn't go away. )

Dude it's been 20 minutes and your tule fart still smells!

by bridgetmidget33 December 25, 2010

Tullovision

(n.) Any live concert footage by the band Jethro Tull. It has been known to blind people with the extreme awesome.

Ever since I watched Ian Anderson on Tullovision I cannot enjoy any optical stimulus; even the sight of my newborn child made me throw up because he did not resemble a homeless man wearing a codpiece and dancing with a flute.

by LuciferSam1967 September 11, 2010

tulips

a quaint name for the two-lipped opening next to your taint

men don’t know enough things about our tulips. hell, we don’t.

by omymoon November 30, 2021