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Slurping Turtle

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."
by Das Kabong December 16, 2011
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If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.
Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"
by charlo June 10, 2014
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Title Swapper

A user of filesharing programs (ie. KaZaA, Limewire, etc.) who takes joy in changing the titles of files, mostly videos, in order to trick other users into downloading the wrong thing. Looking forward to watching your newly-acquired copy of Team America: World Police which took you a whole night to download? Surprise! This joker actually made you get Catwoman instead! Surprise again! That copy of "Teen Sluts Take it Hard 5" is actually a German scheiße flick.

Title swappers are often obscured by anonymity, which makes them near impossible to track down or avoid. Nobody knows why they're willing to let other people suck up their bandwidth just for a laugh, but heed this lesson, and heed it well: always check the FILENAME, not the title, as many of them are too lazy to change that as well.
"Hey man, can you send me your copy of Spiderman 2?"
"Sure, if you want to watch Superbabies instead..."
by RealGTX April 8, 2005
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Onion Turtle

A first generation starter Pokémon commonly known by "bulbasaur"
Yo check out the cp on my onion turtle
by JerkinGomer August 1, 2016
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The Snapping Turtle

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009
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Southie Turtle

a defensive action taken by a combatant who is being kicked and beaten by a gang of hoodlums, a crawling fetal position, crawling on your knees and elbows with tucked head being protected by arms and hands. Named after the neighborhood of South Boston (Southie), MA, whose youth gangs were known for being street toughs and trouble makers. In street fights, they would set upon their foes in numbers, booting & stomping them as they tried to crawl to safety.
Outnumbered five to one as soon as the fight broke out, Hubert covered up in a Southie Turtle to minimize damage to his face and private areas.
by White_Boy_Awesome September 13, 2010
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Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear
"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
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