The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.
by crazy lumberjack June 17, 2006
(from tuckermax.com)
Jez “Well, one time, my sister was having problems with her vagina too. Things were feeling weird, and it was that time of the month, but she wasn’t bleeding much, and she went to the gynecologist. The Ob/Gyn pulled out her tampon, but she had already had one in, and then pulled ANOTHER one out. She was walking around with three in there!”
Tucker “How did she not get toxic shock? I know if I was a girl I would worry about that constantly. Whenever I have a girlfriend I worry about it for her. Toxic shock is scary.”
Jez “Well, one time, my sister was having problems with her vagina too. Things were feeling weird, and it was that time of the month, but she wasn’t bleeding much, and she went to the gynecologist. The Ob/Gyn pulled out her tampon, but she had already had one in, and then pulled ANOTHER one out. She was walking around with three in there!”
Tucker “How did she not get toxic shock? I know if I was a girl I would worry about that constantly. Whenever I have a girlfriend I worry about it for her. Toxic shock is scary.”
by chronic blunt March 11, 2006
Truth such that the person hearing it refuses to accept it until reflection reveals that it has lead them to a crossroads whose signposts read: "same" and "paradigm shift"
Best exemplified in the movie "a few good men" (Jack Nkcholson) :" "You can't bands the truth!". <people can't usually handle the 'Toxic Truth'>
by Wbienek April 20, 2016
The general aversion towards time, effort and especially money on things which could materially improve your life. It often causes people to just accept a clearly sub-optimal situation as "fine".
A term originally coined by Technology Connections.
A term originally coined by Technology Connections.
Mr C.: "Wow this 60 year old wooden step ladder is perfectly fine. No need to upgrade anytime soon no sir, this thing will even outlive my grandchildren!"
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
by JerkingJerky January 14, 2022
Toxic democrats are democrats that will not accept that anyone else has an opinion about the world, toxic democrats are terrible to have as friends because if you do not agree with them on an issue they will ditch your ass. Toxic democrats are lame ass fools with no sense of humanity, who only want to make the world a better place because it's trendy.
girl: These toxic democrats won't get off my back for agreeing with capital punishment!
trumpie: Yeah, dude, guess they all want Ted Bundy to swoop them up and escape again
trumpie: Yeah, dude, guess they all want Ted Bundy to swoop them up and escape again
by not chastity the whore December 18, 2020
A gaming organization mainly focused on bigotry, racism, harassment, lynchage, and overall trollage.
by MaybeToxicOfficial February 20, 2022
by СукаБлять December 15, 2014