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toxic shock 

blood poisoning that happens when you leave a tampon in for too long
(from tuckermax.com)
Jez “Well, one time, my sister was having problems with her vagina too. Things were feeling weird, and it was that time of the month, but she wasn’t bleeding much, and she went to the gynecologist. The Ob/Gyn pulled out her tampon, but she had already had one in, and then pulled ANOTHER one out. She was walking around with three in there!”
Tucker “How did she not get toxic shock? I know if I was a girl I would worry about that constantly. Whenever I have a girlfriend I worry about it for her. Toxic shock is scary.”
toxic shock by chronic blunt March 27, 2006
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Toxic Shock 

A sick nasty finishing maneuver in a new jersey backyard wrestling federation. It is a Modified Schwein into a complete shot.
DAMN! HAZARD MASHED HIM UP WITH THAT SIGNATURE TOXIC SHOCK!!
Toxic Shock by LALALANIGGAH March 20, 2009

toxic shock syndrome 

God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.
"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."
toxic shock syndrome by alan alda December 1, 2004

Toxic Shock Method

The Toxic Shock Method is when you stick a metal object into an outlet and then proceed to put it in someone's ass or pussy. This method is for those willing to take it to the next level.
I love to use the Toxic Shock Method when my boyfriend isn't satisfying me.
Toxic Shock Method by Ilovedeez August 15, 2023

Toxic Shock Sundae 

When a girl uses a single tampon for the entirety of their period. Then once the bleeding stops, they ring it out over ice cream and eat it.
Girl 1: Oh man i'm so glad my periods over.

Girl 2: Yeah, now I can make a Toxic Shock Sundae!
Toxic Shock Sundae by ChaseiGuess October 29, 2019

Toxic shocker 

The act of giving an ordinary shocker to a woman, getting fecal matter on your pinky and then reversing the position of your fingers (reverse shocker). Resulting in a UTI or other infection.
I got tired of this nasty bitch always coming around for sex so I gave her the toxic shocker. That bitch got a UTI and had blood coming outta her pussy.
Toxic shocker by LeeKeybum February 17, 2020

Toxic Shockwave 

The act of ejaculating on your partners cheek, and then immediately slapping them with enough force to knock them over.
"Can you come to the party?"
"Nah, Jane is going to be there and she got a restraining order on me; after I gave her a powerful Toxic Shockwave"