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he's a tool

Someone who doesn't have their own identity but will latch onto others ideas to be popular. He will others use him. Used in a sentence "He's such a tool" means he is inauthentic and just mirroring beliefs and actions of others.
He's a tool, he can't think for himself.
by Surreal&milk June 30, 2016
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Tooled

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.
Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!
by T-Rav January 21, 2005
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Tool-chest Politics

The dialectical forms of government, according to Plato, are a succession of governments that replace the preceding one when the preceding one can no longer sustain itself. They are:
Timocracy, which is replaced by an Oligarchy (also called Plutocracy or Monarchy), which is then replaced by a Democracy, which is then replaced by Tyranny (also called Despotism). In Tool-chest Politics all forms of government are respected according to their purpose in checks and balances when considering critical observation of the other forms, somewhat like the three branches of the United States Government: Executive, Legislative and Judicial; also similar to how factional parties 'keep an eye on each other', such as the Democratic and Republican Parties in the U.S. Tool-chest Politics thinks outside of the box, so to speak, and observes the cycle of governments as a whole integrated system, each dependent on each other. An example of a country that utilizes this style of government is the United Kingdom.
Jack: "I heard that the Republican Party is like a hammer for the nail." :/

Slim: "Yeah, and the Democratic Party is the screwdriver for the proverbial 'screw!'" :\

Jack: "Hey, that would be 'Tool-chest Politics!'" :D
by James Kelly Williamson September 29, 2009
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Meat Tool

noun 1 An extremely foolish, stupid or contemptable person. 2 A penis
John is such a meat tool, he blew a whole month's wages on a pair of shoes.

I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!

Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.
by Mrs Moo June 29, 2010
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toolgasm

A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.
When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.
by Allen November 4, 2003
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Brightest tool in the shed

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box
Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck
by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007
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Tool

An individual who behaves in their own self interest rather than adhering to a set of beliefs or morals. Someone who will act as though to seek approval on the outside, but is actually quite vain and selfish. Men of this variety tend to cheat on their girlfriends. Women tend to use men to obtain free drinks.
God, Brett is such a tool.
by redwikiwine September 9, 2009
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