Tokarev SVT-40

Its a kick ass russian self loading rifle Biatch!!!

"i picked up the russian Tokarev SVT-40 and shot the Nazi twice.

by Salmonfiend August 1, 2006

tokyo

capital of japan.
everything about the city is modern, from the buildings, fashion, people, even food.

this is where many Japanese want to end up living in.

if asia were a country, tokyo could be the capital city of the whole place.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008

Todayism

Todayism a political/religious ideology started in 2002 is a culmination of conservatism, Socialism, Realism, and Liberal Practices. Todayism is conservative on its belief for hard crimes and punishments for individuals who break the law. It is Socialist by wanting to alleviate the disparities between the rich and the poor, and attempt to distribute the wealth amongst all socioeconomic classes. Not necessarily having the rich carrying the poor, but taxes depending on income made within a household increasing as individuals make more money, and tax credits for individuals who are poor, or are able to raise themselves out of poverty and off government aid. Todayist support the realist thought of individuals being in competition with each other and will only work with others if it means there own gain or survival. Todayism is liberal when it comes to new social trends i.e. (Gay, abortions) allowing them to take place and have equal rights as there counterparts. Furthermore, economically Todayism is liberal, wanting the market to flourish on its own and be free, but will impede on transactions that will affect the system in the end.

Religiously Todayism does not have a set path of beliefs or rituals that are said to be the only way to salvation. for a Todayist living everyday as it is your last, by which living with no regrets only engaging in something that would benefit you, will ultimately reward you in the afterlife if there is one, or to a better form is we do reincarnate. otherwise, shit happens, and you will have nothing to regret because you lived with no regrets from not partaking in things that you would regret.

Todayism is not like Atheism because although we do not think that there is a god because shit happens, we are accepting that there could be one, but there are no guidelines or protocols that must be followed or attained to reach him or her or it.

Anyone could be a Todayist if there accept these principles if you would even call them that, but not force them on other people as certain belief systems attempt to do.

Believers in Todayism are {Todayist}.

by Da_Gr8_One_JM July 8, 2009

tokyo sandblast

When an Asian farts on you while you're going down on them.

That Asian chick I picked up last night totally Tokyo sandblasted me.

by Portland87 November 13, 2010

Tokyo Tea Bag

When a man dips his balls into ice water causing them to shrivel, then dips them in the eye socket of sexual partner.

"I just Tokyo Tea Bagged Allister's coffee mug"

by Tmoney715 March 7, 2010

What did you eat today?

An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.

It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?

It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.

In the summer of 2004:

Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o

by Marine October 7, 2004