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tofu eating lesbian

noun. refering to a girl of homosexual orientation that likes to listen to ani di franco, and other angry lesbian music, accompanied by her vegetarian meal of choice ex.boca burgers , tofu,ect
i meet this girl at a drum circle she was such a tofu eating lesbian
by elizabeth & christine September 25, 2006
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tofu

1. a nasty meat substitute
2. a nickname for chris hall from christopher to topher to tofu... "the other white meat"
1. Sara put tofu on her salad
2. Hey, Tofu, wanna debate about life?
by lisagirl April 7, 2003
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tofuckwith

A project classified as more of a distraction than real purpose. Something probably not worth interest to anyone else.

The object also must not ever really gain any real purpose or function. When it does it can no longer be a tofuckwith, this object is not considered a project.
I wrote this program that plays flash games online for me, its just my stupid tofuckwith.

I have this old truck I work on, just some tofuckwith.
by David Hagler October 5, 2007
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dick tofu

When Kitty is intoxicated and unable to say fuck you properly and auto correct keeps changing dick tofu to fuck you
Kitty: " Clark you are being a asswhipe dick tofu"
by Darth Leona July 21, 2016
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The Ol' Ukranian Tofu

Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.

As defined by Chris Hardwick.
The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!
by Nerfknight November 13, 2011
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Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.
"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"
by The Black Plague January 23, 2019
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tofu

<noun> a person who does not like to engage in physical activity. They prefer to just sit & veg instead of moving around when you invite them to join you for activities.
<noun> When one is active & athletic, dating a TOFU can pose problems: You want to spend time together enjoying the great outdoors while he wants to sit on the couch and play DVD movies all night long!
by fitchickxina September 21, 2005
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