dirty toad

The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
Omg Todd showed me how to do the dirty toad last night and I came instantly
by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021
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Toad Whistle

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.
"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."
by Wil.e.cha0te January 08, 2012
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slithy toad

A smithy toad is a bro or a fellow Boi
Noun- Slith slitherin
That's my slithy toad
by Theslithy January 30, 2023
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Toads Re

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.
Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.

Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!
by The Executive Council July 19, 2008
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Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.
God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip
by Expert Mud Toad Pimp March 27, 2018
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Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 07, 2009
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toad carrot

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!
by Aural Addict January 07, 2015
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