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Toad vampire

A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.

Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Related Words

Toad in the hole 

When a toe is inserted into a vagina
I just gave her a toad in the hole.
Toad in the hole by Vthetoader March 26, 2021

Toad Toy Store 

Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.
Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?

toad poker 

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.
toad poker by Bob 72 May 21, 2021
The embodiment of pure violence upon being looked at or when someone asks for free GPA
Person 1: What the fuck is that.....
Person 2: It's Toad_II, you know this means death
Toad_II by TeribleSpeler July 1, 2021

toad_onsaturn 

one of the greatest people ever, most commonly known for his great sense of humor and being a great friend >:D (this is written by Brutus u better be thankful or else I will unsibling u/j)
"bro you know that one guy right? I think his username was toad_onsaturn or something like that."
toad_onsaturn by brutuslikescats November 29, 2021