Totes awky momo

To describe when a totally awkward moment happens.

It was a totes awky momo when no one knew what Evelyn was talking about!

by Lilgill October 28, 2015

Totem Pole Challange

Taping 3 or more beers together and shotgunning all of them at once.

Brad: Yo bruh, what are you doing with my beers?

Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.

by jg357 December 17, 2018

Totes for goats

Means totally or awesome!

Yeah man! That’s totes for goats!

by Black kitty cat May 19, 2020

totemous

Totemous means it very like totem in Minecraft

Foolish and foolish jr are very like totem so they very totemous
Yes.
Very yes.
So very fantastically a-dick-tive yes.

Insane person 1: AYOOO AINT FOOLISH SO DANG TOTEMOUS
Insane Person(also mcyt fan)YEAHHHHH HES SO SICK YOOOOOOOO

by SpaceXDragon June 2, 2021

JK Totes

A name referring to a pair of teenagers.

They're generally free, wild spirited kids who like to road less travelled by.

They have adventures and are always having fun together.

Those two are JK Totes together.

by JiiRAHhh July 26, 2010

totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.

I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".

by rajietits April 24, 2010

Saskatoon Totem Pole

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.

by Shelltown May 30, 2009