Post Thief

One who steals your FaceBook posts and reposts them as their own.

I put a post on my Face Book wall and Mary copied and pasted it to her wall as her own post! Mary is a "Post Thief"!

by Complimented December 27, 2009

Grand Theft Burn Cruise

When you borrow a friends car or drive a car that you usally don't get to drive and then burn cruise in it without letting the owner know.

Example 1: I borrowed my friend's car so that I could go to the store to get some groceries. On the way there we Grand Theft Burn Cruised his car. Got to the store and bought groceries and a spray bottle of febreeze.

Example 2: My parents went out of town and I got to "borrow" his new BMW 750Li. I then proceeded to Grand Theft Burn Cruise on my way to Taco Bell.

by mckeky01 November 7, 2010

Scavanger Thief

A person who is good at Scavanging and stealing weed from other people without them knowing.

Tim:Hey did you hear that Caleb Scavaned my weed?

Jd:No

Tim:Neither did I. He is such a Scavanger Thief.

by RockSax December 12, 2010

valor thief

val-or thief \va-lərˈthēf\

noun (2014)

1. One who falsely claims membership or veteran status in the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THEFT, STEALING VALOR

"Bill is a valor thief because he claims to be a wounded Army veteran, although he is not a member or veteran of the armed forces."

by scharky August 15, 2014

toaster thief

When you strike out or throw someone out with swag

Joe really looks like a toaster thief on the mound.

by CrackRocket May 17, 2018

Grand Theft Auto

The game you play when mom is at the supermarket.

kid: hey dude wanna play Grand Theft Auto? My mom isnt home!
friend: what about your dad?
kid: eh, he doesnt really give to shits about what i play.

by Sack o' Flaps February 11, 2019

Cardi Thief

The official name for women, who openly admit to sexual abuse and theft with absolutely no repercussions. or to be robbed and drugged by a tinder date.

Did you hear about Mike? his date was a Cardi Thief, she even took his belt!!!!!

by !23 April 17, 2020