scharky's definitions

furminism

A branch of feminism that considers hairy armpits and/or legs to be a demonstration of female independence and individuality.

Amy, a follower of furminism, doesn't shave her legs or armpits.

by scharky October 4, 2016

grillista

A female who barbecues, especially with great skill and passion; a female pitmaster.

Diana showed off her grillista skills by barbecuing juicy pepper steaks and succulent pineapple.

by scharky August 2, 2016

storked up

Adjective:

1) the state of being pregnant; knocked up.

2) to get a girl pregnant or knocked up.

1) Did you see Cindy? She's 6 months storked up.

2) Did you see Dave? He's all nervous because he storked up his girlfriend's sister.

by scharky January 31, 2018

sportmanteau

The combination of two or more words to create a new word, specifically in the world of sports. Also known as a frankenword or blend.

Baseketball, from basketball and baseball, from the movie of the same name featuring South Park's Trey Parker and Matt Stone, is a sportmanteau.

Joggling, from jogging and juggling, is a sportmanteau.

Parasailing, from parachute and sailing, is a sportmanteau.

by scharky October 9, 2013

hemispherean

a person who lives in either the Northern or Southern Hemisphere.

We Northern Hemisphereans get jealous of you Southern Hemisphereans when our winter begins and your summer is just starting.

by scharky September 18, 2024

pinkfinger

a novice guitarist

named for the pinkish-red fingertip irritation caused by fretting strings before calluses are developed

Pinkfinger guitarists learn quickly by taking music lessons from a professional teacher and practicing each day.

by scharky September 17, 2022

Kaufman Effect

Occurring when biological men identifying as transgender women dominate female athletics; refers to Andy Kaufman defeating female wrestlers in the 1970s as part of his comedic act.

When transgender women (biological men) join female athletic teams and deprive women of their right to compete fairly with other biological women, that's the Kaufman Effect.

by scharky August 6, 2019