scharky's definitions

valor thief

val-or thief \va-lərˈthēf\

noun (2014)

1. One who falsely claims membership or veteran status in the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THEFT, STEALING VALOR

"Bill is a valor thief because he claims to be a wounded Army veteran, although he is not a member or veteran of the armed forces."

by scharky August 15, 2014

stealing valor

steal-ing val-or \stēl-ing va-lər\

verb (2014)

1. To fraudulently pose as a member or veteran of the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity, usually in order to gain undeserved honors, awards, or recognition.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THIEF, VALOR THEFT

"By falsely claiming to be a veteran of the Coast Guard, and using fake veteran status to promote her website, Jane is stealing valor from veterans who truly deserve recognition."

by scharky August 15, 2014

temals

\'tā-mȏls\
tay-malls
Phrase (2014)

1. Acronym of the expression TMALSS: "To make a long story short".

2. Lacking lengthy explanations or trivial details.

3. Just the facts, in a nutshell

"Temals, we got hopelessly lost and had to hitchhike back to the hotel."

"Our trip to New Orleans was terrible, temals."

by scharky September 3, 2014

furminism

A branch of feminism that considers hairy armpits and/or legs to be a demonstration of female independence and individuality.

Amy, a follower of furminism, doesn't shave her legs or armpits.

by scharky October 4, 2016

Kaufman Effect

Occurring when biological men identifying as transgender women dominate female athletics; refers to Andy Kaufman defeating female wrestlers in the 1970s as part of his comedic act.

When transgender women (biological men) join female athletic teams and deprive women of their right to compete fairly with other biological women, that's the Kaufman Effect.

by scharky August 6, 2019

grillista

A female who barbecues, especially with great skill and passion; a female pitmaster.

Diana showed off her grillista skills by barbecuing juicy pepper steaks and succulent pineapple.

by scharky August 2, 2016

storked up

Adjective:

1) the state of being pregnant; knocked up.

2) to get a girl pregnant or knocked up.

1) Did you see Cindy? She's 6 months storked up.

2) Did you see Dave? He's all nervous because he storked up his girlfriend's sister.

by scharky January 31, 2018