Definitions by scharky

Connie

the United States Constitution.

John: Why do Americans have freedom of speech?
Joe: It's the 1st Amendment in the connie.

Connie by scharky September 13, 2025

hemispherean 

a person who lives in either the Northern or Southern Hemisphere.

We Northern Hemisphereans get jealous of you Southern Hemisphereans when our winter begins and your summer is just starting.

hemispherean by scharky September 18, 2024

Gromatillo 

A green tomatillo.

Gromatillo is a portmanteau of "green" and "tomatillo".

Gromatillo by scharky February 15, 2024

Gromato

A green tomato.

Before ripening, red or yellow tomatoes are green and should be called "gromatoes".

Gromato by scharky February 15, 2024

peoplesicle 

a person contained in a cryogenic chamber.

Science hasn't yet discovered how to reanimate peoplesicles preserved by cryogenic freezing.

peoplesicle by scharky January 11, 2023

pinkfinger 

a novice guitarist

named for the pinkish-red fingertip irritation caused by fretting strings before calluses are developed

Pinkfinger guitarists learn quickly by taking music lessons from a professional teacher and practicing each day.

pinkfinger by scharky September 17, 2022

AMAP 

As Much As Possible; compare ASAP (As Soon As Possible).

i always backlink my amazon and etsy shops so i can maximize sales AMAP.

AMAP by scharky January 5, 2022