Golden Rule

It's not gay when it's in a 3-way. Not to be confused with the ethnic of reciprocity.

the lonely island song about the Golden Rule

by John "Lugh" Fowler July 1, 2011

golden butthole

A term used for someone who rarely or never gets diarrhea, not matter what they eat

Matt can eat all the Taco Bell in the world, cause he has a golden butthole.

by jonnigga February 22, 2015

Golden Rectum

A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.

I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.

by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009

golden guzzle

While getting a blowjob from a prostitute, you urinate into her mouth instead of ejaculating.

The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.

by dumbazz September 15, 2009

golden gong

a sexual act in which a woman performs oral sex on a man and prior to ejaculation, the man urinates in her mouth; immediately after this, the man removes his still erect penis from the woman's mouth and slaps her in the cheek with it.

Man, I tried giving my girlfriend the golden gong last night, but she spit all my pee out when I pulled out.

by eproctophilia April 2, 2009

Golden Load

The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.

*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.

Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 25, 2008

golden anniversary

The year you've been together or are celebrating something when it matches the date :

You were first published on July 31, 1977. July 31 of 2008 is 31 years later - this is your golden anniversary of being a published author.

by Whizz211 January 17, 2014