Teelo

A game involving seven stones and a tennis ball.

It's Matt Hickey vs Muggsy Bogues in the Teelo World Championship

by teelostones April 26, 2011

Tebow

A person who has lost functional use of their left arm.

I guess it could have been worse. He got the use back in his legs, but the accident still left him a Tebow.

by washheightsboy January 12, 2012

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

One of the little gnomes that live in your colon and push your shit through your system

My seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are working overtime

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Tebowing

to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.

While everyone else was playing the game, he stopped what he was doing and started Tebowing right in the middle of the field.

by BrootalJ October 28, 2011

Teloka

A strange creature, usually found inside a cave, hiding out with her many rubber ducks. Some species suffer from sexlexia. The Teloka's favourite food is fondue.

Because of it's obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a Teloka with either of these things. If you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cucumber.

"Don't go near that Teloka, she'll throw a duck at you and steal your fondue!"

"Pass me that cucumber, here comes a Teloka!"

by Katiecorn April 21, 2008

Tebow

The act of an athlete kneeling on his/her knee and praying during a game.

When I saw that Stanford kicker Tebow i knew he was gonna miss that kick.

by UIC123 January 3, 2012

tebowism

The act of worshiping Tim Tebow as a prophet of God.

Those people must follow tebowism, and go to the Church of Tebow because he talks about him so much

by arabkoolaid November 30, 2011