tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016

Tofuism

The worship of tofu and other vegan products. Much different than the vegan lifestyle, tofuism is a religion. Followers are called to end the suffering of ALL animals. Many tofuism followers work with PETA.

“What do you mean tofuism isn’t a real religion, Karen?? What are you, Catholic?”

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

Tofu-Sniffer

Derogatory term for flaming gay men who are obsessed vegans and health food gurus.

Tofu-Sniffer: “That guy is a flaming“tofu sniffer”
“He’s a tofu-sniffing faggot”

by Sasquatch 105 December 7, 2018

tofuboy

A person looking 15 but is actually 28 and heavily smokes. Usually appears in K-POP and J-POP.
Their personalities derive from soyboys, they are of the same type but one usually has a distorted line of sight.

Oh also a tofuboy is asian. Korean asian, not india-smelly asian.

"These niggas are such tofuboys, it's unbelievable." - American chad in uni with a Stacys in both arms

by therruefalse February 27, 2019

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019

Tofurros

two words: tofu churros

Hello, I would like to order the tofurros

by boho_man May 6, 2019

tofu mami

the man you know as Toni Effe
It is commonly used in a derogotary terms

-WOW look at what Tofu mami posted on instagram
-Ew you follow him?

by tofimamifan November 22, 2019