Taow

Synonym for asshat.

what? that guy stole all your stuff. what a Taow

by OMA October 30, 2003

Taow

The l33test of all.
Also known as a kitten

Whoa, that kitten, Taow, is funny

by Touw November 7, 2003

taome

Someone who picks their nose, and wants to kill their brother. They also has a crush on Osama Bin Laden.

Omg, what a Taome she is!

by hahahaha no November 15, 2016

Taog

A name synonymous with class, sophistication, poise, and opulence!

The male equivalent to Nancy Drew.

A person who dances like Jimmy Fallon.

Goat spelled backwards.

Gregory Taog Christensen is a man I know to be sophisticated. Taog wears clothes like a 1950s Hardy Boy.

by Taog June 20, 2016

Taoist

adj.

of or relating to an entity whom is quite and more on action rather than words.

dude.. your friend is so taoist. Tell him to speak up.

by maia December 4, 2003

TaoTao

TaoTao is a Chinese company that supplies cheap, poorly built ATV's, Scooters, and other off-road equipment. Due to TaoTao's poor quality, it is not unusual for their products to malfunction and/or leak fluids.

"Hey man, why the hell is my driveway covered in oil?!"

"Dave brought his fucking TaoTao over..."

by tarylbody123 July 21, 2018

taos

1. (noun) An old spanish colonial outpost near an ancient indigenous settlement of the Tiwa people located in North Central New Mexico, that has become a magnet for artists, hollywood types, old hippies, and Californian new age yuppies in search of tranquility and "culture". Taos is a year round outdoor destination for skiers, boarders, golfers, outdoorsmen or all types, backpackers, mountain bikers, and other assorted outdoor enthusiasts who would like to justify their ungodly expenditures on North Face and REI equipment.

2. (noun) A defunct clear malt beverage that was marketed to young women in the 1990s precursor to Zima

So, my parents own this time share in Taos, and we totally love to hang out with the indigenous Chicano people who live in the pueblo, because I think its totally cool to want to preserve cultures and stuff and like the environment, so I went mountain biking up to this ancient holy site, and there was crazy vertical....

That girl got totally fucked up on a six pack of Taos and she made a nasty mess in the bathroom.

by nacote January 14, 2005