spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

stuttered

When someone has trouble speaking a word, normally from being nervous or from anxiety; the past tense of stutter

Why did you stuttered when you said my name? Spit it out bitch!

by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019

Strattera

A shitty ass drug prescribed for ADHD only after first-line ones like ritalin (or Adderall for you yanks out there) somehow fail to work, cause allergies, or you can’t take them. Common side effects include headaches, aggression, anxiety and so on, think of it like ritalin without the increase in dopamine that gives you a buzz (this is why it’s called an NRI) and makes the most boring things fun (i.e. cleaning your room, cleaning every thing possible). This one makes you anxious about all of those things and doesn’t give you any energy at all, your friends will start to think you’re on meth, and you’ll never get any, stay away from this shit, please!

Tom’s family started getting worried about what he was doing in the bathroom so long and what happened to his ritalin and why he was so happy, so the doctor changed his pills over to Strattera and from there he started to hallucinate and sit alone in his room all day crying and eating his own excrements.

by RitzAddy November 9, 2020

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

STOTTER

This is a Scottish way of saying: Very handsome/cute

Acht yer a wee Stotter aye yea ur

by Wee mee April 26, 2008