squeeze job

Just like hand job, except harder.

Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.

by Captain Jones September 7, 2005

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 4, 2007

purple squeeze

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)

Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!

by AndThenSome December 18, 2007

Butt squeeze

To press the butt of a woman with your hands so hard that she becomes horny, or may even orgasm.

He did such an awesome butt squeeze that I was wet all over.

by anshumax March 9, 2009

Caesar Squeeze

When two chicks both have their pussies over-flowed with Caesar dressing while scissoring one another.

Candy: Lisa, did you eat out Evelyn last night?

Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.

Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!

by Jake Handleeeeeer October 15, 2008

squeeze job

a sexual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. The provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient's genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed orgasm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.

My date last night was such a prude! I couldn't even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.

Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.

by cimg November 14, 2007

Main Squeeze

another word for girlfriend/boyfriend

I see John over there with Kayla, man, I need a main squeeze!

by Whitney May 11, 2003