Splashy splashy

A (very) loose measurement of spirits. The amount of alcohol being determined by how long it takes to say "splashy splashy".

Also use "Splashy"

Also a term for a drink.

Used in London and North Eastern Australia.

Are you coming to mine for splashy splashy tonight?

by Queen Douche I January 15, 2011

Splash-Caf

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee

Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?

by MiniSodaBiggiePop2012 March 20, 2012

splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person

"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"

by chudgin_along December 6, 2014

SplashBerry

When a female ejaculates while on her period leaving a bloody disarray for her sexual partner.

"Ben: Dude how was last night with Rachel!?
Josh: Don't ask!!!
Ben:why, what happened?
Josh: I got SplashBerry in my eye!!!"

by Ihopper December 28, 2014

Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

Splash Fart

To accidentally expel liquid shit while farting.

I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.

I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

splash n rash

The act of giving a handjob in a public pool.

I saw derek getting a splash n rash the other day in the wave pool .

Callum keeps itching his junk, must of been from that splash n rash he got last week.

by YourLocalGrower November 17, 2016