-"Have you ever been able to perform a perfect splooge?"
-"Yes, but i've only ever managed to do it once"
-"Yes, but i've only ever managed to do it once"
by thegrizzelybear September 14, 2011
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I can sploogi better than you can :P
by eL a.k.a. Jo's girlfriendd March 25, 2010
Get the sploogi mug.(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.
(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.
(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.
(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.
2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!
3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!
3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011
Get the Sploogemop mug.The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.
by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013
Get the Splooge mug.The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'
- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013
Get the Sploosh Muffle mug.When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.
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