to swallow grass snakes

Slang. It means being so insulted that you’re not able to reply.

He somehow managed for me to swallow grass snakes. What do you mean? I’m so insulted I don’t know what to say.

by B-rizzle May 13, 2019

Home stallone

When someone traps their residence in such a way that it resembles the infamous house in Home Alone, however the mostly harmless traps are replaced with vietnam grade war crimes of traps that cause horrible agony and/or death, similar to those seen in Rambo, a character played by sylvester stallone.

Johnny got swated, but he had Home Stalloned his house so they never made it past the first floor. He's now going to jail for multiple homicides

by SnorterOfSocrates December 9, 2019

gut swallow

To swallow something and it goes straight to the stomach(gut).

guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.

by jimmybomm January 11, 2021

reverse scallop

When your girlfriend reaches from behind you and cups your balls

Cooking dinner tonight my lady gave me the ol’ reverse scallop.

by ÆDRIAN May 12, 2023

Swinging Scottsdale Swallow

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!

Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!

by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017

Shallow

Some say a person is shallow because they judge a person on looks and not their personality when looking for a mate, however that is bull because there is nobody in the world who dates somebody who they deem unattractive but with a great personality, or at least, not for long. Not many people consider some people have a great personality and are really nice because they are unattractive and have to put more effort in for love and acceptance, not simply because they truly are just so funny and nice. If a person is SHALLOW in terms of how things really are, then they pick on the slightest imperfections of people expecting a person to be perfect and becoming critical about standards that shouldn't be incredibly high in certain, given aspects.

"Its good that sally is a model, but she needs to cover up her toes, they are all bent and gross."
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"Man you are so ridiculously shallow."

by Cowfetus June 24, 2009

shallow

Shallow-somone who judges a person by appearance...someone who can't see art or creativity or nature...most preps/chavs are shallow

Y'know, if your shallowness gets anymore thorough it'll have depth...

by adam May 13, 2005