Somf

Abbreviation for Stupid Overpaid MotherFucker

That somf makes too much godamn money.

by RIDERED12 June 20, 2020

sundried-somalian-lips

Lips of an African decendent man that are severely dried and may be compared to sundried tomatoes. The lips are severely cracked and peeled and is usually bleeding. The term "sundried-somalian-lips" is usually used to describe those with the name Abdi. Or using the word "abdi" in general also means "sundried-somalian-lips".
Keep in mind that abdi refers to unmoisturized dried lips. adj.

Example 1.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Abdi?
Girl 2: No, but I noticed he has some "sundried-somalian-lips".
Girl 1: I know right! I'd never kiss that, eeewwwwww.

Example 2.

Dang man, have you ever heard of chapstick? You got some abdi going on.

by Kangasaurus D-Rex January 20, 2011

Somalian Sun Dial

When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.

Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Somali Pirate

You wake your girl in the middle of the night and say, "did you hear something?" You then finger her in her butt to startle her and get her to jump up and then try to give her a facial jazz shot. And once you succeed, you throw her off the bed.

Man, I gave her a Somali Pirate when she least expected it last night. Bam ! ! She didn't know what hit her.

by Ninja Gene April 21, 2009

SOML

Story of My life

Bill: Purity u are a flaming ginger without a soul

Purity: Soml, Soml

Leqweeesha: St. Barths Soml SOml

by Mochafrap December 27, 2010

somaliman

Derogatory term for a person with black skin.

Phrase originates from the Leicester area.

Check out that somaliman with the huge lips! I bet he was born at midnight.

by Dave Tiberius January 27, 2007

SOMF

SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.

Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.

"I started my period today, SOMF!"

"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"

"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"

by texmex330 February 9, 2009