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sloth cracka

God dam son that homeless dude (white race person) is a sloth cracka get a fucking job
by JyahC July 8, 2010
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Smith's Scale

Smith's Scale is basically a scale used by men to determine a girl's overall looks. Most people use the treditional 1-10 scale when judging girls, but the Smith's Scale is using two scales to determine a girls overall rating and if they're good girlfriend material.

The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.

The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.

In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
Me: Damn, look at Alanna over there. Her looks are 8/10 but her inside is a 2/10. She is definitely not my type.

Friend: Why are you using two different scales?

Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
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Inverted Sloth

The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.
Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!
by Its late... December 2, 2009
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pope sloth

Only the coolest motherfucking sloth ever to use twitter
Pope Sloth- "Lana Del Rey"

Random twitter user- "yes my führer"
by what are this November 14, 2013
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Sunday Sloth

An elderly driver who possesses a reaction time similar to the common sloth. They can be seen disregarding common traffic laws and cutting off other motorists most often on Sundays. They should clearly have their license revoked.
I wasn't able to make it to church this morning because a Sunday Sloth ran a stop sign and t-boned my car.
by Silky Muscles September 1, 2014
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Sam Smith'd

When someone shares something popular first on Facebook then claims it as already seen.
*comment on Facebook post*
- I love this video, bring back memories of when I posted it last year.
- he Sam Smith'd it
by Qwerrz September 19, 2014
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blake smith

Gee i wish i was a Blake Smith
by ABC will be missed July 25, 2018
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