Smooth brainer

A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.

Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.

Ignore them, they're just some smooth brainers

by RAPHlEL March 15, 2023

Smooth Dude

Smooth dude code word for a vape or nic stick created by St.James high students in Vacherie Louisiana as a code word.

Person 1: aye who got the dude?
Person 2: jack got the smooth dude.

by KingSwell September 19, 2023

smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock

"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"

by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008

Smooth ass

Can either be a description of an ass or can be a style of doing something.

"Yo, she got a smooth ass"

or

"I did that shit smooth ass, brotha"

by Kyle April 16, 2003

smooth heavy

A big girl with a pretty face; gets more and more attractive after a couple of drinks

I'm trying to get at that smooth heavy over there

by CEH October 17, 2014

smooth faced bitch

A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.

John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.

by mike litoris777 August 26, 2017

smooth move exlax

When someone makes a not so smooth move, one would use this phrase in a verbally ironic fashion.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.

"You guys, I left the door to the bathroom unlocked, and just got caught wanking off!"
"Smooth move exlax"

by Ally April 4, 2005