Scurvy Militia

The crappiest band on the planet. they played in assembly one day and I nearly died.

What? I can't hear the words, they're all fuzzy and staticky. And that noise...ahhhhhh....

by My EARS. November 1, 2004

[slurry]

A girl categorized by having whorish morals and flirtatious behavior. Someone who cannot be respected by any means, expect for how much of a slurry they are.

"Hey, check out that slurry by the microwave. Wow!"

by brentistheapprentice October 8, 2008

slurve

girl that is just plain mean, similar to pitbull.
from the term for the baseball pitch that is impossible to hit or duck

Jack: Damn, Amanda is such a slurve!

Eddie: I know, the other day she closed my locker door on my hand cause I said hi to her!

by GT1TXR July 6, 2009

Slurvie

A mythical creature living in forests and coffee bars. They are often confused with leprechauns because of their strong physical resemblance, but confusing them would be a dire mistake.

Slurvies are known for their bad temper. You would never see a happy or even slightly pleased one. Smiling, or laughing aren't in their vernacular and they're more likely to bite you or smack you than...anything else, to be honest.

Scholars who've studied Slurvies have but one suggestions for you: "STAY. THE. FUCK. AWAY!".

- So did you brake up with Kate last night? How did she take it?
- She got slurvie mad. Look at these teethmarks on my chest and here, where I'm bleeding like crazy, is where she bashed me over the head with her curling iron.

by Cpt. Costner November 12, 2009

Slurry Muncher

A guy who has a tendency for dating or sleeping with questionable girls i.e 'Slurries'.

"David needs to stop hooking up with so many slutty girls, he is turning into a bit of a Slurry Muncher."

by starsea July 23, 2014

slurpy booty

When a female has a nice or bat bottom depending on context

What a female has a nice bottom, one would 'damn I'd slurp dat booty for dayz' but when a female has a bad bottom, one would say 'you couldn't pay me to put my tongue in that slurpy booty'

by Slurpybootyfolyfe August 15, 2015

slurtyping

When your texting someone and you fuck up the letters in a word so badly, that autocorrect can't fix it. It is the equivalent of talking 100% shitfaced inebriated and slurring your words.

"Did you see havykbeifj snoaliiuw went fjsokd?"

"Dude, what? You're slurtyping"

by tRiP42069 May 28, 2021