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shoulder slumper 

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.
Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.
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n. a word used to cheer or toast something; an exclamation; a cheer during a toast
"Skumps!
Skumps!
A toast to this night!
The outlook is rosy,
The future is bright,
Our children will marry,
Our kingdoms unite,
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!

Skumps!
Skumps
A toast to the home!
One grander by far than a palace in Rome!
Ah, let me fill up your glass, that last was all foam!
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!"
-Disney's Sleeping Beauty
Skumps by TibsisTops March 20, 2009

optic scump

A badass redhead who is gOd at cod and knows how to treat a girl in bed
40 and o in cod I'm the optic scump
optic scump by I'm the goat February 4, 2014

Slumpville 

The sugar-coded way of saying you're going to sleep and or sleeping for a long period of time not waking up until several hours later or till the next day.
"Yo whats up everyone what did i miss? i was in Slumpville."

"after a long day of work, Josh was headed off to Slumpville."
Slumpville by TeriyakiOnPS2 January 26, 2021

slampooned

When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.
Jacob: Who's ready to get SLAMPOONED?
Todd: I'm already slammed, so we just need some poon
slampooned by Cct236 October 16, 2015
Scumpii is a professional Call of Duty player and freckle invested ginger. He is currently a top slayer in the past Call of Duty Games. And has resided in Optic Gaming for the past couple years, along with his teammate Nadeshot.
John: Who the hell is Scumpii!?

Jack: A ninja that will come to your house and watch you sleep while playing COD in the process.
Scumpii by Kelanche Thug. November 10, 2014