scouser

aye im part scouser n tho i dnt ave no accent i stil say sum words in d way u wud up north la. Grass n tings la dat fo example n all my mates take d piss n if dere bored wil start an argument aba how i dnt speak propa it does my nut in. Liverpool r boss n scousers all scousers r sound i love bein up dere nyceset place if u neva been u gta go

N many scousers ent thieves we r jus gud at doin it if we feel d need so hush up yer!

by Scouse_gyal November 5, 2006

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

spouse tax

When your spouse gets something to eat or drink you are entitled to a portion of it.

Anna gets ice cream. Garrett says can i get some? Anna says no. Garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.<Works with children>

by G Foose July 18, 2017

Snouserdip

When you tuck your dick in between your legs and he or she sucks it from behind

Hey you wanna do some snouserdip

by Ohyeah December 10, 2017

splouse

(noun). A euphoric, galactic and rarely explicable mental and physical state.

1."That sprite looks too bubbly??" "Yeah, Ive dropped a fukload of xans in it. It's splouse season bih!".
2."Yaw, I'm fuckin sploouuuused. 03".

by 03TRVP May 15, 2018

scouse not english

Liverpool fans who do not support the England football team claiming they're Scouse and not not English

Jake: "Are you from England?"
Dan: "I am scouse not english"

by Nacus July 1, 2021

Spouseitis

Spouseitis is a serious illness caused by having a girlfriend or boyfriend and changing your entire personality and social media descriptions to be about that person. it gets worse when the infected break up or they make it to fourteen. fourteen year old girls infected with spoucsitis is seriously dangerous so if you know anyone with these symptoms take action ASAP. ( this is a joke dont take this seriously )

my friend has spouseitis.

by SomeoneBoredOnThisWebsite May 11, 2022