crap slappers

A cats paws

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.

by Barry Beef August 30, 2011

ground slapper

Negative Racial term used for black people comparing them to monkeys

the ground slappers are at the zoo

by 79_elko February 14, 2010

willy slapper

A person who enjoys slapping his penis

Abe's cock is sore because he is a willy slapper.

by Love Monkey January 18, 2006

belly slapper

A MAN with a penis long enough & hard enough to SLAP against his own belly when doing a pelvic-thrust dance for his newest conquest.
makes a great sound , & can cause "pink-belly" if performed for extended periods

I saw Tepo doing a sick belly slapper routine for some "night-rider" on the net.

by Rondo Calarisian April 11, 2007

salmon slapper

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

by GMoneySagHairs January 29, 2008

Turtle-slapper

An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.

“You Turtle-Slapper”, said Spider-Man Noir aka Nicholas Cage.

by TardisBuilder77 December 17, 2018

nerd slapper

an object which is (usually a ruler) used to slap cankles such as jessica

"man that cankle was asking for a spankering, so i got out my nerd slapper"

by cankleface April 04, 2008