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chode slapper 

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
chode slapper by CroissantLife July 25, 2012
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Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.
Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.
Subway Slapper by Iamfree November 14, 2014

slong slapper 

A person that gives a bad hand-job
That girl she as terrible. She is such a slong slapper
slong slapper by Home's March 15, 2015

Incognito slapper 

A slapper that bypasses age restrictions somehow on popular sites like yellow and literally slips under the radar to try to get some
Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce

Skinnie Slapper 

Extremely hot chick that’s always DTF. May be into various kinks and generally sexually uninhibited. Willing to try anything once. Twice if she likes it.
Rachel is a skinnie Slapper. She tried the group thing last weekend and wants to do it again.
Skinnie Slapper by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018

bowl slapper 

A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.
Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.
bowl slapper by BMc68 December 21, 2020

floor slapper 

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.
“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”
floor slapper by KattMillMe August 2, 2021