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Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.

Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.

by Iamfree November 14, 2014

The umpteenth time in history that the world saw Kim Kardashian's goodies from Krispy Kreme ass memes to her ass making coffee on Vine.

How did Kim K break the internet when we've already seen all she's got? My computer didn't break, it's immune to her ass, breast, and va jay jay.

by Iamfree November 14, 2014

When a woman physically or sexually assaults a man.

I don't know why society generally thinks a woman shouldn't get their ass kicked if they mansault a man.

by Iamfree November 14, 2014