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Definitions by Iamfree

Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.
Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.
Subway Slapper by Iamfree November 14, 2014

Break the Internet 

The umpteenth time in history that the world saw Kim Kardashian's goodies from Krispy Kreme ass memes to her ass making coffee on Vine.
How did Kim K break the internet when we've already seen all she's got? My computer didn't break, it's immune to her ass, breast, and va jay jay.
Break the Internet by Iamfree November 14, 2014

Mansault 

When a woman physically or sexually assaults a man.
I don't know why society generally thinks a woman shouldn't get their ass kicked if they mansault a man.
Mansault by Iamfree November 14, 2014