Slab

A Slab is a large piece of concentrated cannabis oil usually 1 ounce or more but can be less

Bro I just got this really terpy slab from__ best ounce ever

by Educated_stoner November 16, 2021

SLAB

Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.

friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.

friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!

by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020

SLAB

Stands for Something like a boyfriend. Somewhere between an ex and boyfriend. You fight a lot and when you get back together often so your not quite sure what to call them

Yea, my SLAB and I broke up, but recently have been talking again.

by LinzoCrispy November 22, 2021

slab

a slav who dabs

A slab's sittin there and reloads his AK

by PlacidHysteria April 17, 2017

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.

Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.

by Glen Jr December 26, 2022

Wheat Slab

A pizza of any sort- Australian.

Hey bro, wanna get a wheat slab for dinner tonight?

by The Camel March 4, 2025