skip plate

When an overweight individual produces fecal matter and is not able to sufficiently wipe the affected area, it leaves an unattended area of skipped fecal matter also known as 'skip plate'.

See above definition of skip plate.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

skip rat

A dirty Girl, With a moustash hairy back, and strange likeness to the underside of my feet.

hAHA, i like my life.

by Wouldnt you like to know? November 25, 2003

skip rat

A skip rat is a beautiful creature that walks in an aloof fashion and wears a wispy mane of hair. A natural forager that is strangely drawn to shiny things and anything that would be considered worthless to normal people.

There is an example of a skip rat who is part of the Grangetown Massive his identity shall remain a secret.

by Hot Beef April 26, 2006

Skipping Rocks

Code term for sticking it in the butt.

Guy1: Hey, were y’all skipping rocks back there?
Guy2: Yeah, I stuck it in her butt.

by Mr. Zesty June 6, 2018

skip a beat

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.

"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."

by bgrah448 April 11, 2009

Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome

Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Late-skipping

The act of skipping a class or event by coming or turning up late.

Jim: "Are you coming to school man?"

Alex: "Yeah, I'm coming late so I don't have to go to my first class."

Jim: "Oh, so you're late-skipping."

by FalloutAmazed May 12, 2014