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Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005
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sitting

"Bro, where are you sitting these days?"

"I'm sitting in Miami, dude."
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psycho-sitter

One who sits around the corner from their ex's house waiting for them to get home from a hot new date. When they arrive the psycho-sitter then makes his/her way to the new date and proceeds to punch them in the face knocking one or more teeth loose.
Bobby was attacked by the psycho-sitter last Wednesday.
by Kmstl123 October 28, 2005
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Smittenship

- Act of being smitten by the other party in a relationship
Joe was in this smittenship that will not last.
by DeMarco Gonzalas November 2, 2010
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Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011
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Sittin on a Goldmine

The appropriate response to hearing that someone has just earned 11 billion dollars in a divorce settlement...
Holy smokes did you hear his wife got 11 billion dollars in the divorce because he cheated??

yep she was sittin on a goldmine.
by Stellar Girl March 25, 2013
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Sittin' Brim

When one's baseball cap is resting on top of their head while not tightly pulled down. Facing forward (Obviously).
Kidayne was straight posted up on the block, sittin' brim.

Kidayne does not like to pull his hat down, he likes when his cap be sittin' brim.

Sittin' Brim be on point yo.
by Philly fishtown cartel thug January 12, 2014
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