pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

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shmear

In conversation, used in place of any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the East Bay Area by The Doctor.

"Where is it located? Right over by the shmear."
"Hey Larry, Where did you get that new shmear?"

by Spencer Burton April 17, 2006

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Shmean • shmeat • sheman • shmang • shman • sheans • shmeal • shmank • shmea • shmancy

A made-up language.
To speak Smanguage, one must place a "Shm" in the place of the first letter of every word with the exception of words beginning with a vowel.

Sparked from Miley Cyrus and Mandy whatever her last name is in the Youtube account mileymandy.

Shmis shmis shmow smhou shmeak shmin
Shmanguage.

IT'S THE SHMILEY AND SHMANDY SHMOW! SHMANGUAGE!

by Nokay February 8, 2009

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shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

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Shmanged

The past tense version of the ever-popular term "shmang," the word "shmanged" is used to signify a past intense, banging, smashing and or screwing happily. Its usually only used after banging a ratchet girl or a slutty one....or both for that matter. Women who get shmanged will take it from anyone in any way possible.

Biff: "Guys last night at the club I totally shmanged this girl right on the dance floor. She even let me put it in her dumper. She was ratchet but I kinda like that in a girl."

Beef: "This girl I met last night shmanged me....I kinda felt a little used. She just shmanged me and left."

by CatrickParmody90 August 25, 2013

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