shmandy

A puss diving , oranged-faced, bronze in a bottle wearing wannabe prep hoe who has roots as black as a porch monkey.

1. Mandy P.,who has pracitically raped every drunk guy at houston high, is the direct meaning of shmandy.

2. Why did you pull that guy's rod! You are being a shmandy!

by HHSCheergirl84 April 21, 2003

Randy Shmandy

A Randy Shmandy, is one who is involved in the online gaming community and is very novice or unknown. "Randy" comes from the word "random" and shmandy is just a play on words to make it rhyme.

Andrew: Dude I don't know that guy and he sucks!

Will: Wow what a randy shmandy!

Andrew: Agreed.

by FlairGun February 20, 2011

cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

shwandy

Something you can’t describe and can be used as a compliment or an insult.

Pronounced: sh-one-dee. It is usually said “classic shwandy.”

That pencil is a classic shwandy

by Shwandy master February 17, 2021

handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Fancy Shmancy

1. A term used to describe something expensive and impressive
2. A term used to mockingly describe something expensive and attempting to be impressive

1. My new watch cost $10,000 and is really shiny. It sure is fancy shmancy
2. Wow your house is so large in this tiny neighborhood filled with impoverished people. It's pretty fancy shmancy

by Ominous Council Ruler August 7, 2013