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bowl spackle

When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.
I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.
by Ingyham October 1, 2008
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tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.
I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.
by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010
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Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.
Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
by supercrapdog December 25, 2012
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Mooncrack snackler

Someone who (usually while inebriated ) takes the opportunity to , while another person is mooning , to quickly place their entire face and nose deep within the crack. This is done at lightening. Speed , before the mooner knows what hit him. It creates a legal quandary because , what is said mooner to do ? Call a cop ?
Don’t moon those guys with the window down, there is a mooncrack snackler on board
by Davedale August 5, 2019
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nut spackled

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.
Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed
by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 24, 2019
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Back Spackle

1. Semen on someone’s backside

2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.
Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad

Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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spickle-spackle

I got killed by a spickle-spackle
by United1991Heavy July 25, 2021
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