hay seed

One who is naive. Especially pertaining to those of rural background.

By wearing his gotchie outside of his overalls, he looked more like a hayseed then a superhero.

by Paul June 24, 2004

Plant two trees with one seed

Getting two things done at once.

We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

by 1 Love July 11, 2010

sheed

1. What Pistons fans yell when Rasheed Wallace gets the rock in the low post.

2. synonymous with marijuana

1. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

2. Yo crotch the sheed man! The cops are coming!

by bob March 31, 2005

stems an seeds

the shit you need to take out of your weed

dude1 "this bitch ass nigga tried to sell me some stems an seeds"
dude2 "mane what you do?"
dude1 "punched that foo in his face an jacked all hi weed"
dude2 "word"

by CuzinSmoke May 13, 2005

Seedamocker Sea

Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.

If you can't float your boat
on Seedamocker Sea,
you probably can't float it anywhere.

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

Sereduce

To seduce via serenation. Usually done with an acoustic guitar. Sometimes with mandolin, ukelele, or even piano. Usually something portable and light, but not always. The instrument must, I emphasize MUST be sexy for the seredution to work. Acoustic guitar works because of the womanly curves of the body, and the way the male player drags his fingers across the g-string. As well as various other inexplicable factors that woman find appealing about guitar players.

Example 1:

Paul - Merr. I think I'll go sereduce those hot broads over there by that there campfire thing. I'm gonna play In Your Atmosphere - John Mayer.

Tom - Good luck with that...

Example 2:

Shelby - Oh, Tom! You're soo much better than Paul at sereducing.

Tom (to Paul) - She wants me.

Paul - (moping)

by Guitom February 8, 2009

Sheedlink

it means a link that says one thing but leads to another.

That link said it was the Justin Beiber memorial site but it was a sheedlink.

by MagshadeGeass November 18, 2010