Those whom have been fortunate enough to have once attended the mighty Scotch College in Perth, Western Australia. "Scotch Boys", who are often referred to as lads or as having displayed a ladsy demeanour, are well known for both academic ability and unrivalled sporting prowess.
Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.
There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.
Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.
There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.
Guy 1: "Is that a Scotch Boy?"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"
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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"
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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"
by El Ladsy January 9, 2009
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Scooch over a bit and let me in.
Just give me a scooch of that cheesecake.
Scooch over a bit and let me in.
Just give me a scooch of that cheesecake.
by hi-phi September 29, 2005
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Get the Scotch on the rocks mug.scotch is definetly not the proper word used to describe scots. it is usually used this way by idiot foreigners who have clearly never been to scotland otherwise theyd have there ass kicked.scot or scottish is acceptable though.scotch can be used to describe produce from scotland eg sotch whisky, scotch broth ect this is fine
im starvin imm gonna have some scotch broth
retard:hey are you scotch
scot: fuck you (arse kicking commences)
retard:hey are you scotch
scot: fuck you (arse kicking commences)
by crazyscot545 January 11, 2006
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Get the bald headed scoochie rat mug.A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.
Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.
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