Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

googling-schnoodling

The act of looking up some information on Google, but the information you are trying to Google is hard to describe in words that Google will understand and Google gives back a lot of pointless information in which you have to traverse through to find any useful information.

I was in the midst of some intense Googling-Schnoodling before I found what i was looking for.

by Googleutron3000 October 23, 2014

schnoodling

When a person sucks ejaculate off of a body, usually a person's body; especially out of bodily hair.

"Sorry I just came all over your legs."
"It's okay honey, I'll schnoodle it off for you, after all you know how much I like schnoodling."

by Lisa It's Your Birthday November 13, 2006

schnookling

necking. mostly between BBGs and AZAs at regional BBYO events

"Did you hear that David and Leah were schnookling during Chofesh?"

by bbg1233 March 12, 2004

shnoon

someone who is a complete retard, who needs to go into the shnoon dictionary of dickheads

Aaron Fishhead

by BoonMagoon February 14, 2003

schnoo

1. an absence of being; a lifeless existence
2. an action displaying any or all qualities schnoo
3. a gathering of 4 or more peruvian blacksmiths.

1. Just trying to schnoo in the next little bit
2. I freaked out when becky started to schnoo from her schnoo. Thank god it was just cottage cheese.
3. Hey, check out that schnoo drinking peruvian wine. They are starting to look pretty shoeless

by Ross G June 26, 2008

schnoogler

Someone who stretches their foreskin over the tip of another mans penis for sexual gratification.

Simon Fowler is a schnoogler.

by Mrs Fowler June 3, 2008