schmegal 

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

schmegal by beer stud May 8, 2008

schmebs 

alternate spelling for smebs.

All I wanted last night was a schmeb. Couldn't she have done that much?

schmebs by captainlonghair April 19, 2005

Schmegalmulch 

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

Schmegalmulch by gmilla! April 13, 2009

schmeglemelch 

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

schmeglemelch by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

schmeganella by bigmuskie July 5, 2014

Schmegeigel 

The most insidious of racial slurs the affects all races (excluding white) , sexuality, gender, religion and, dialects. The origin of this word is unknown but could be a ancient slur the whites used when proving dominance over the lesser apes . The word is often used best when placed amongst slurs.

You're a god damn Schmegeigel nigger loving queer sympathizer

Schmegeigel by schmegeigel March 10, 2016

schmegatron 

(n): one who is notorious for being infested with schmegma; one who finds great enjoyment in talking about/being in the presence of schmegma

Jesse never takes a shower, he's such a schmegatron

schmegatron by mamjay August 17, 2016