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Schmegeigel 

The most insidious of racial slurs the affects all races (excluding white) , sexuality, gender, religion and, dialects. The origin of this word is unknown but could be a ancient slur the whites used when proving dominance over the lesser apes . The word is often used best when placed amongst slurs.
You're a god damn Schmegeigel nigger loving queer sympathizer
Schmegeigel by schmegeigel March 10, 2016

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026

Schmegeggles 

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.
Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.
Schmegeggles by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

schmegegel 

See "dick," "cock." The penis.
My schmegegel is livin' large.
schmegegel by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003

SchmeggeldÖrf

A synonym for "Fuck" because too many people know no better word to use at Ozzfest.
Welcome to "OZZ-SCHMEGGELDÖRFIN'-FEST!!!!"
SchmeggeldÖrf by Potter Toews August 5, 2003

schmeigeled

To lurk, from a fair distance, behind a group of people in a creepy nature.
Rob schmeigeled behind us during the plant tour part of the customer visit.
schmeigeled by Cory Waite October 30, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026