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martin and sami

The most lovely persons ever. they are great and they look like a person. sami likes girls, more spesifically mercy aka his waifu. And martin is a random person who likes hanzo, he is a male but hanzo is his husbando (no gay, just a little)

i love potatoes
Martin and sami is just great.
by Hanzo Main #1 July 14, 2017
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Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.
boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "
by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024
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Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.
by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022
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Samy

Samy is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Samy has a big heart and he is very compassionate. Samy is a sneakers addict. Samy is sometimes shy and he is very adorable and good looking. If you’ve found yourself a Samy, you better CUFF him while you can. Samy has many women vying for his attention but he is very very loyal. Samy have so much potential and ambition. Samy’s intellect is unmatched. Samy will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Samy has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. A Samy is very attractive and VERY good in bed. He will always listen to your desires and needs. A Samy always pleases his partners. He is a gorgeous human being. Samy should always be cherished and loved. Samy deserves the world.

Samy is great. Samy is the best. Be like Samy.
Person 1: “Daaaaang you’re talking to Samy?”

Person 2: “YES, I want to date him! He’s so amazing.”
by Samy1 November 29, 2021
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Halo Sami

Always plays Halo. Usually declines invitations outside. Loves to create excuses when asked out, on the prethesis of just playing video games. Likes to take a piss out of other's life, like it's a Call of Duty chat, tho in reality people aren't like that.
What a fucking loser.

Shut up Halo Sami, this isn't a Cod chat.
Assburger.
by Jukseli February 13, 2021
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Sami Almasri

He is a fake Masri, he likes touching nips very much. Whoever gets their nips touched by him will become bruised.
Oh no my nips are cumming because of Sami Almasri
by Big Bhudda 69 February 24, 2022
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sayonara Sami

What Nick Miller’s bitch ass told Megan Fox before she went back home
by jo021292 July 30, 2024
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