Shlomp

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

Salomon

One who takes it up the ass while getting his dick sucked by another man.

Dude, my mom found me in my room with cocaine, condoms, and two guys in my bed. I was sooo fucked up that I performed a Salomon.

by Oc2510 July 25, 2011

shlom

verb; a. to shove something in your mouth disgustingly.
b. to attack something in an unrestricted manner. past; shlomed. present; shloming.

a. the way judy shlomed on that corndog you would think it's a long lost lover.
b.that girl and her boyfriend were shloming all over eachother, it was disgusting.

by bonahhhbo November 4, 2008

salome

an ugly bitch thats tries to steal your boyfriend and is flat as fuck. she also loves to get attention from fuck boys that just want to fuck her and leave her cause she's ugly. she's also a childish virgin who just hoes around with every guy/girl ever.

Juan: yo Salome is such a hoe, maybe you should go out with her Johnathan.
Paola:no, from what I heard she probably has aids no lie my cousin fucked her and got syphilis.
johnathan: damn, I was gonna fuck her but now that you tell me that, I don't wanna fuck her she should like move to Jacksonville

by Brittany the realest bitch August 7, 2017

Salomon

Salomon is a dirty wet back who wears blue jackets and red jackets everyday of his life. He enjoys playing fortnite all day without making contact to the outside world. He also likes devouring fat cock down his mouth without hesitation. Overall Salomon is an immigrant that doesn't have a green card and should be sent back to where he came from.

Damn what is that Salomon doing here why isn't he playing fortinte

by MEDIUM GAY March 8, 2018

slom

Verb- (slomer, sloming) To Slom is to slime around very slowly unsuccesfully trying to make friends with everyone you meet

OMG. Did you see that putrid guy sloming last night

by creyke October 8, 2008

Shloming

Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"

Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."

by Ski Bro January 3, 2010