Spit bath

A quick bath or shower where one washes one's self except for the hair. It is usually very quick, up to about 5 minutes.

Also, not necessarily done before or after sex. A primary reason for a spit bath might be because your hair isn't dirty yet, so there's no point in washing it. May also be used to simply freshen up.

After a long day at work, Susan wanted a spit bath before heading out with the girls.

by Cravin' some raisins October 22, 2009

spit the fat

To produce man milk or throat yogurt from the fuckstick.

I am so gonna spit the fat in your face when we get home!

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

Spit Fart

High pressure fart that unexpectedly carries a foul smelling liquid with it. The liquid may not be noticed immediatly but is usually stopped by underwear, bed sheets or spattered all over the toilet bowl.

Cheering the team on Betty ripped off a monsterous fart. she reallized to her horror that it was a spit fart when she did the splits

by dawginit January 4, 2011

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

spit valve

The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.

You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.

by Chad June 20, 2004

Spit, Spunk or a Finger?

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities

- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?

by Thomulas July 22, 2009

Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005