Sloth fish

When ur slow as a sloth, and forget shit with ur goldfish memory. You misunderstand something and forget what you originally talked about.

«I don’t know what’s going on, hold up what are we talking about? I don’t remember what you just said»

Damn ur hella sloth fish today.

by BuhrJen July 10, 2023

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.

She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025

Sloth Walker

Someone with no pep in their step. A worker who just drags his feet

I waited for 25 minutes at McDonald's because they have a bunch of sloth walkers working in there.

by Ninjanessa April 19, 2025

purple sea sloth

A sloth that is purple, from the sea 🥰💜

Oh it’s a purple sea sloth

by SERPS-Sorrow August 1, 2020

Running Sloth

A character, an ideal, an image, representing an enigma of potential misinterpreted by the idea of slothfulness.

"Did you catch that latest Running Sloth production? It was so good!"

by The Original Running Sloth March 14, 2008

Gorilla Sloth

A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)

Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.

by sepha June 8, 2011