Rump roast

the act of cooking someone from the inside out with a curling iron in their ass

the tragic cause of death was rump roasting

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

rump-sprung

Of or pertaing to the condition of a seat or sofa upon which a large person has spent a lot of time. Worn through uphostry and collapsed springs. Typically form fitting to a specific ass.

I can't sit on the near end of the sofa, its rump-sprng to aunt Ethel's ass.

It's a good truck but that drivers seat is rump-sprung.

by Chris DeWitt January 5, 2009

rumpleforeskin

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

rump roast

A slang term that means a nice ass. Usually referring to a female.

"Dude, check out that bitch's rump roast!"

by Peeyimp December 29, 2007

rumpjumper

An enthusiastically homosexual male.

Ooh, Chrithtopher, you rumpjumper you!

by sbo August 17, 2011

Rumpleforeskin

One who is able to pick pubic hair and spin the hair fibers into pure gold by wrapping the hair around their foreskin. Usually told as a children's fable or fairy tale, but is now in circulation as slang.

Hey, I wanna be Rumpleforeskin so I can be rish!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Rumple Foreskin

n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.

"Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"

by poopypants April 2, 2003